Every bottle, chart, and curiosity in our hold was pulled from a wreck lane that shouldn't have had survivors. We don't ask how it got there. Neither should you.
Send Word to the QuartermasterWe keep our promises short, the same way we keep our crew lists.
Our spiced rum is aged in barrels recovered from ships that never filed a manifest. What's inside stays between us and the tide.
Six hands run this operation. Every order is packed, sealed, and sent by someone who's actually held the bottle.
No call centers, no bots reading your message. Write the Quartermaster directly and expect a reply within two tides.
The wreck that gave this company its name was found with its hold intact and its manifest missing. What we recovered from it — the rum, the charts, the strange brass instruments — became the first stock of The Twisted Squid Trading Co.
We've been trading in things that shouldn't exist ever since.
"It watched the ship go down before it decided to follow us home." — Ship's log, recovered, page 44
Alongside our curiosities and small-batch goods, we build practical infrastructure for people who prefer to develop and run services on Apple hardware.
macSQL brings a Mac-native SQL server to Apple-first development environments, home labs, and small teams.
macIIS gives Apple hardware users a Mac-native web-serving option for local development, testing, and hosting workflows.
macMail is a Mac-native mail server currently in development.
In development